Bernie Gallard

Ah, New Jersey! The Garden State is famous for its legendary pizza, unmatched bagels, and, unfortunately, some of the highest property taxes in the country. If you’re a homeowner in NJ, you know the yearly anticipation of that envelope in the mail, which usually feels like a punch to the gut. Forget about soaring gas prices or ever-increasing rent — the real constant here is your property tax bill. It often leads you to question your choice to live here… right before you proudly declare, “but it

Ah, New Jersey. The Garden State, where the aroma of pizza, bagels, and the ongoing rivalry between Wawa and QuickChek fills the air. Forget the Civil War; this is the true battle for the hearts, minds, and appetites of New Jerseyans. It’s a war fought with hoagies, coffee, and loyalty cards as weapons. So grab your favorite snack, sit back, and let’s explore this deliciously unique clash.

Forget politics — the real battleground in New Jersey is breakfast. North Jersey swears by “Taylor Ham,” while South Jersey rallies for “Pork Roll.” Central Jersey (if it even exists) seems just to want peace with a side of hash browns. This long-standing argument has sparked family fights, diner showdowns, and countless memes that outsiders may never fully grasp.