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Black Orange text graphic reading La Chancla Lo Sabe Todo on a unisex streetwear t-shirt. — worn by a model, front

La Chancla Lo Sabe Todo: Fear The Footwear | Unisex Cotton T-Shirt

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Fear. Respect. Obedience. This shirt honors the household judge, jury, and executioner that requires no trial. It is crafted from premium, breathable cotton that stays soft through every dramatic family reunion, so you can channel the ultimate authority while remaining comfortable enough for a quick getaway.

  • Omniscient Design: It tracks your every move better than your mom with a laser-guided slipper.

  • Soft Cotton Feel: Gentler on your skin than the sting of a well-aimed household projectile.

  • Unisex Fit: Built for everyone, because the chancla discriminates against nobody.

  • Durable Construction: Holds its shape better than your excuses for coming home past curfew.

  • Cultural Classic: A wearable warning sign for anyone who needs to remember their manners.

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  • Material: 100% cotton fabric with a classic mid-weight feel.

  • Fit: Unisex regular fit for a comfortable and relaxed silhouette.

  • Print: High-quality DTG printed design that holds color wash after wash.

  • Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry on low settings.

  • Sizing: True to size, order your standard fit for a relaxed streetwear look.

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