Rules are rules. House is house. Mom is law. Wear your childhood trauma with style in a tee built to survive all those times you questioned her authority, providing a soft cotton fit that handles repeated laundry cycles better than you handled those chores she assigned.

• Culturally Iconic Design: Printed in high-definition to remind everyone who is actually in charge.

• Soft Cotton Comfort: Feels better than the hug you get after she stops yelling at you.

• Structured Silhouette: Keeps its shape longer than your arguments against doing the dishes.

• Unisex Cut: Fits everyone from the golden child to the black sheep of the family.

• Durable Graphic: Resists fading like the memory of how she knew exactly what you did.

Specs

• Garment: Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee.

• Fabric: 100% cotton for breathable, everyday comfort.

• Print: High-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing.

• Fit: Standard unisex regular fit.

• Care: Machine wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low to preserve the print.