Original Show De Bernie Head In The Clouds Mug
This mug is for whatever you’re drinking while pretending you have your life together—morning coffee, late-night tea, or that mysterious “something in between” that gets you through the day. It’s ceramic, sturdy, glossy, and printed loud enough to survive both your mood swings and the microwave. Dishwasher safe too, because we both know you’re not hand-washing anything. It comes in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes (from 3.8″ to 4.7″ tall, 3.2″ to 3.7″ wide), all lead and BPA-free, so the only questionable thing in this situation is what you’re pouring into it. Durable, safe, and built to handle daily use—unlike your patience before caffeine. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Return & Refund Policy
If you buy this, you own it bro, we ain't giving you your money back, you're assed out!
Hard Returns & Exchanges
We'll just ignore your emails
Zero Customer Care (basically...Fudge you!)
Oh, you think we're joking? your ignorance just made our day! 😈
Shipping Info
We will say this really freaking simple, because you're really freaking stupid; Asking “Where’s my sweater?” every 12 minutes will not make the truck drive faster.
The driver does not feel your anxiety.
The box does not hear your cries.
It will get there when it gets there.
So, sit down, drink some water, and let the hoodie complete its heroic journey to your doorstep like the legend it is.
