Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This t-shirt doesn’t chase attention. Attention politely follows. Soft, comfortable, and confidently chill, it’s the kind of go-to staple you throw on when you want to look good without looking like you tried. The tubular construction gives it a looser, less-fitted feel—perfect for existing beautifully while minding your business. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester, and other heathers are 35% cotton, 65% polyester), this lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² fabric is pre-shrunk and ready for real life. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem keep it durable while you stay effortlessly glamorous and completely unbothered. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping Info
We will say this really freaking simple, because you're really freaking stupid; Asking “Where’s my sweater?” every 12 minutes will not make the truck drive faster.
The driver does not feel your anxiety.
The box does not hear your cries.
It will get there when it gets there.
So, sit down, drink some water, and let the hoodie complete its heroic journey to your doorstep like the legend it is.
Return & Refund Policy
If you buy this, you own it bro, we ain't giving you your money back, you're assed out!
Hard Returns & Exchanges
We'll just ignore your emails
Zero Customer Care (basically...Fudge you!)
Oh, you think we're joking? your ignorance just made our day! 😈
